At the Center of the Storm
WASHINGTON, DC—As you may have heard, there were protests here today to coincide with the fifth anniversary of the start of the Iraq war. I, your intrepid reporter from the Conservative Donnybrook Washington Bureau, humbly bring the story to you.
My reporting activities began this morning, as I was walking through McPherson Square on the way to work. Some people with oddly-colored hair were milling around. One guy was wearing a polar bear costume. There were no more than a couple dozen protestors around. I continued up Vermont Avenue alongside 20-odd folks who were carrying a large prop that I didn’t bother to look at, and one of them shouted, “Wake up, America!” Continue Reading »
