Okay, I’m plagiarizing now

Posted by Karl on Apr 18th, 2008
2008
Apr 18

I was listening to Dennis Miller’s radio show on the way home from work today and one of the callers had a great suggestion, which I will plagiarize now. Build a fence between Mexico and the United States out of solar panels and donate the energy to border households. Dennis and I (although Dennis didn’t know about my approval) thought the idea was brilliant. If you make the immigration issue a cause in the energy crisis and also pledge to lower carbon dioxide emissions (through solar energy) NO ONE can object to building the fence then. We’ll have a fifteen layer impregnable Maginot line on our border with Mexico within weeks! (Granted, it won’t keep Germans out).

Pure brilliance as far as I’m concerned. I would link to that portion of the program, but the capitalist pig who is Dennis Miller requires that you pay him money to get audio of his past shows. (I don’t blame him; I would do the same thing. I don’t want to work forever!)

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