Comments on: Baked Goods Hilarity

By: Karl

Karl — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:06:35 +0000

I guess since we’re calling out fan bases, here’s my list:

1. Red Sox
2. Patriots
3. Cardinals
4. White Sox (Low-life scumbags, one and all)
5. Braves (Tomahawk chop? C’mon)
6. Bears (especially when they congregate at the BW3’s in Ann Arbor, Michigan…you know who you are).

I will give an honorable mention to University of Texas Longhorns fans with their stupid hand signals and complete disdain for any conference that is not the SEC.

By: Willmoore

Willmoore — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:13:29 +0000

Cripes, I can’t believe I forgot about Cowboys fans. We might have to slot them in at #4.

Man, I still can’t get over the fact that that’s Mr. WAC’s cake. It’s mind-boggling!

By: Mr. WAC

Mr. WAC — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:17:14 +0000

I nominate the poor masses who continue to support the biggest organized crime syndicate in Texas, the Dallas Crackwagon.

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:22:10 +0000

Oh, don’t forget the SF Giants!

By: Willmoore

Willmoore — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:16:58 +0000

Viva randomness!

Teams with most annoying fan base:

1. Cubs
2. Red Sox
3. Yankees
4. Bears
5. Patriots

Honorable mention: Cardinals. We need to quit proclaiming ourselves the “best fans in baseball.” That’s stupid.

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:31:36 +0000

Is it random day?

By: Karl

Karl — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:49:02 +0000

And just for the record, I will take a stand on the following list of sports from best to worst:

1. Baseball (any level)
2. NFL football
3. IRL/F-1 racing
4. NASCAR racing
5. Men’s College basketball
6. College football
7. NHL hockey
8. Soccer
9. NBA basketball

So, there you have it, the OFFICIAL list of sports in descending order of awesomeness.

By: Karl

Karl — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:05:58 +0000

Here are some other topics on which I feel confident to take a stand:

Vin Scully talks too much.
The Cubs are superior in every way to any NL West team. (AND the Cardinals in case Willmoore was about to chime in).
Obama is not really the Messiah (but don’t tell him that).
Russians are evil.
We have a serious Islam problem.
We need more Sheriff Joes.
People who instinctively blame America suck.
Pineapple upsidedown cake is vastly superior to any other flavor of cake.

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:57:14 +0000

Well, at least you are carefully weighing your options and putting in sufficient research!

By: Karl

Karl — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:48:06 +0000

I was only trying to find out for sure where the cake came from before I made any definitive pronouncements on it. It did seem like a commie plot to me. And, given the French-ness of its origination, I suppose the commie angle can’t completely be ruled out. Nonetheless, I maintain this requires more investigation before one can fully commit himself to a position. It may seem like teasing, but I prefer to think of it as being careful and responsible.