After Libyan rebuff, Obama contemplates giving time-out
President Obama and his State Department reacted to the news of the imminent release of convicted Libyan terrorist Abdel Baset al-Megrahi by the Scottish Justice Ministry with peaked annoyance. The terrorist was welcomed to Libya (by cheering hordes waving Scottish flags) after being released on humanitarian grounds due to prostate cancer. President Obama had expressed mild dismay to Scotland, and made clear his studied, brusque invitation to the Libyan government not to allow any hullabaloo or hi-jinks escalate to the point where they would be too tired for school in the morning. State Department officials reiterated the Administration line, stating that “this may affect our future relationship.” It is unclear whether the United States will now rescind its invitation to Libya to attend the upcoming homecoming cotillion. The President indicated that his feelings had been hurt and, although he admired the bouquet and the perfumed card sent by Ghadafi, it may be some time before he texts back. “Only time will tell if he really means it or if these are just sweet-nothings,” said the sullen Obama. A highly-placed source inside the White House (who had recently been visiting to attend to the First Family’s spiritual needs) said that President Obama was overheard taking a page out of Ward Cleaver’s playbook, saying “I mean it, Michelle. They need a consequence, and I think grounding and possibly even a couple-thousand barrel reduction in their annual oil sales to us might just teach them that lesson.” The Scottish Justice Minister, sporting an unexplained black eye and constantly shooting glances over the old shoulder, maintained that theirs was a true love and that Libya was a good provider.

