Conservative Donnybrook

Several home schooled hoodlums in Texas have been arrested for disturbing the grave of an 11-year old whom passed away in 1921.  Those arrested claimed to have smoked pot out of the skull of the deceased.  The claim has yet to be substantiated by police who are investigating the home schooled boys’ claims.

This is a disturbing story indeed.  What is wrong with some rolling papers or a old fashioned pipe?  These kids need to have their heads examined.  Only a first class nut job would think up such a disgusting and immoral past-time.

You may ask, “Why so much mention of the sick-o’s being ’home schooled’?”  And I am not sure, I just noticed that the Houston Chronicle made sure to throw it in at the end of their story.  What is their point?  That home schooling is so inherently evil that it produces pot smoking necrophiliacs?  Maybe the Chronicle will fill us in shortly.   

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In the finale of a weeklong homage to Mother’s Day, Code Pink has asked women to appear at an anti-military rally in Berkeley prepared to cast spells, do rituals, and impart wisdom in order to end war. Friday will be “Witches, clowns and sirens day.”

Reportedly, harpies, shrews and harridans are feeling left out. Phone calls to the National Organization for Women asking for a reaction to being left out of Code Pink’s Friday rally have been unreturned.

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I think Newt has blown a fuse. Thank God he didn’t run for president after all.

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